Get1 wrote:
Harbinger745 wrote:
My Joke:
I fertilize my lawn with emo kids...
that way, it cuts itself.
Next joke: a random joke or a joke about Agon.
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My Joke:
Never fart in an elevator -
its wrong on so many levels.
Next Joke - Jokers choice
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There were 3 girls, blonde, red head, and brunette. They all died and when they got to the gates of heaven, a man said " I will only let you in if you can climb all these stairs. There are 1,000 steps. After every 4 steps, I will tell you a joke. If you laugh at any of them, you will not go to heaven and you will be stuck.
First is the red head, who only makes it to the 500th step. Next is the brunette who does better, but only makes it to the 800th step. Last is the blonde. She makes it all the way to the 999 but then starts laughing hysterically, even though there was no joke on that step. So, the man doesn't let her in. But being curious, he asks her, " Why did you laugh when I didn't even tell a joke?"
The blonde replied, "I just got the first joke".
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Dear Agon,
Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an orange and the other dropped a grenade.
After landing they were walking down the street and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw Agon laughing his head off and they asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"