and while you do that i spread rumors of you doing evil experiments to mudkipz and an angry mob chases you off the hill

my hill

I slip poison into tenkais food, he dies I am first to claim the hill, my hill and I build walls and I hire 20000 men to protect the sacred land (hill)

my hill.

thankfully it was my clone you poisoned and i watch you in my underground safehouse under the hill.after you go to sleep i assassinate you.all your men are too stupid to realize im not you.

my hill

God grants me the gift of immortality and I bring the wrath of 10 million angels upon you and to my men, I give the gift of intelligence and they walk with me among the hill my officers of gods holy army which was a gift to me, I fortify the outskirts of the hill and set up scouts around the hill, but what is this in the distance? a second hill?
my men set out for the second hill
((it wouldnt be any fun if I didnt give you the oppurtunity to stop them would it?))
my hill gentlemen

you send most of your force to the second hill giving me an oppratunity to take the original hill.I go in and silently take out your gaurds with my powers of darkness.meanwhile you find the second hill to be a piece of crap and you have nowhere to turn now

my hill

I use a flashlight and take away your powers of darkness.

My hill

i get ponk to rant constantly in your face for making that tiny post and you die.

my hill

Deja vu. For some reason I expected you to answer something like that

After you post that, the rant turns against you. I take advantage of the situation and take the hill. I also install anti-ponk sentry guns!

lol

after the epic rant i shove a cork in ponk's mouth and throw him up the hill distracting all your forces and i rush in,taking you by suprise as i steal your sheepanator and turn you into a sheep.*sends you rolling off the hill*

my hill

You silly mortal! I command all sheeps! You are overrunned by a sheep haord! While you are nuked, ermm i mean sheeped to China I take the hill. After hours of trail and error I managed to reverse fire the sheepnator at me!
My hill