I know Kenny wanted to battle me some time ago.. who else wants a go?

I must warn you, I'm a penguin, and all who have seen happy feet knows we are great at music.

Simmen,
You may be a mod, the toughest of them all.
Noobs are like damn, cause you're the king of spam.
But you won't beat me buster, I won't lost like general Custer.
I'm RupertAngier yo...

Welcome to my kingdom, you're bound to loose
Challinging me is like tying your own noose
Just like Custer you're going up against a king
But it doesn't mean a thing, you got no chance to win
I'll knock you off of your horse, slaughter your cavalry
I'll hunt you down, leave your heart full of cavitys
You couldn't beat me in your wildest dreams
Cuz you're even wacker than your rhyming-schemes
When you rhyme it seems, you're forgetting the rhymes
mod won't rhyme with all even if you try it a thousand times

Lmfao

That was so bad, it left me crying
i mean seriously, are you even trying?
Bring it on for i am the king
I´ll beat you so bad that it´ll make your ears ring
It´s sad you think you can win
The only think you can do is end up in a dirty bin
I´ll make sure to beat you with a big fat grin
You know you don´t stand a chance
So why not end this foolish dance
I suggest you go ahead and surrender
Since we all know you´re just a pretender
You know you can´t beat me with a rap
Why don´t you just go have a fap
Or you´ll end up in some serious crap
With Ilona giving you a big ol´ slap.

Alright now,

When I rap, approach the battlefield with apprehension.
But after seeing the first 3 raps, and T. James, there's no contention.
I will be escalating with this verse, call it true ascension.
and with these first four lines, I know I have your attention.

See,

When I go off, it's quite insane.
And JeffTheKiller is crazy,
Compare him to Cain.
But I'm no brother killer, good sir,
I am humane.
But this verse will be the straw to break your back boys, yes,
This will be your Bane.


But ultimately boys, I'll give you credit.
Those lines you typed up will get you a few thumbs up on reddit.
But when I read it,
I must say, I was expecting a little more.
And this is just my light stuff but I bet you're feeling sore.

And now I'll take my leave, and I'll admit that this was fun.
But sit down and think up some new raps gentlemen...

Cause JTK took round one.

Look little piggy, you're stepping up to the butcher/
And please, where are you hiding Ashton Kutcher?/
Because this better just be an episode of Punk'ed/
Because you honestly can't try to be schooling me chump?/
I've been in the rap game longer than you've been spammng/
And if you call yourself king one more time, it's time for a banning/
Cuz even trying to step to the god is concidere blasphemy/
And batteling you is nothing but a cheap laugh to me/
I'll show you trying, I'll leave you dying/
Face down in the dirt, your mother crying/
Going up against me will leave you with nothing but defeat/
So next time, please thing before you speak/

TheRealJTK, I'll get back to you when I have the time

OMG !

Simmen is LIKE THE KING OF RAP


wonder where tenkai and aister are

I´ll give you credit, that wasnt too bad
But the fact that you´re trying to go against me is just plain sad
You call yourself a god
Now that´s just odd
Coz you´re a fraud
The only thing you´re a god of is god of the nublets
But you look so bad, you should go shopping at some outlets
You try to act like a punk
But all you´re doing is proving that you´re drunk
You should quit trying and go to school, hopefully there you won´t flunk
Dont you get it yet? Your raps are a pile of junk
You should try going to a rap school
You´ll finally learn that you´re not cool
Im toying around with you like a damn fool
You don´t even get that you´re being used like a freakin tool
Going against you is so boring its making me drool
So do humanity a favour and go sink in a damn pool
I´ve already won so i´ll end it here
Don´t worry, ill wait for you to wipe that tear
Dont try to hide it, i already know you´re shaking in fear
Due to the complete annihalation you have now suffered
Don´t even try posting back or you´ll end up getting butchered
And then you´ll get guttered
With your weak little arms getting fractured
Now go cry to your mommy like a little nerd
You´re no king, you´re alone and don´t even have a herd
You´re so weak, i bet you get beaten up by a freakin bird
I´ve already won so i´ll end it now
Ill go out with nice bow
While you´re getting eaten up by a damn cow
That was brought in from freakin Moscow
I bet you´re so ashamed
That i´ve got you completely tamed
If you don´t want this repeated, never show yourself here again
Or you´ll be killed by some damn batmen
If you manage to survive then, Simmen, you´ll be swallowed up by your own seamen.