hehe your misenterpretation of "little" and it ended up being wrong because i am much bigger on you and picks you up and throws you in the middle of the ocean and leaves you to die

Too bad i invented a device that allows me to control sharks, they carry me back to land and then eat you.

cant eat me when i'm on land and with that dumb mistake you are just standing there wondering what to do and not even noticing you fell for my rope trap that drags you into a tree and gets a flamethrower and burns you to death

Too bad you were so busy attempting to burns me to death you didnt notice that the sharks gave me the ability to resist heat. In trade i gave them the ability to breathe on land. So they're still eating you

to bad you were so busy with your plans you completely forgot that i have backup everywhere and my army appears out of the bushes and kills your shark army and sure you may be able to resist heat but your lungs cant resist that amount of smoke for to long, this way you just suffer more when you die

Yes, but i bring my sharks out of the seas, (100,000) and destroy your army, and they save me from the smoke, thus continuing to eat you

just 100,000?
dude i never go with less than 500,000 ARMED soldiers your shark army just has their teeth and no legs or arms

Keep with the spamfest LC, you didnt kill me
also my sharks are outfitted with suits that increase their intelligence a billion-fold, and can easily beat you're army that outnumbers them 5:1. I think that's unfair odds for you.
I put my overseer shark in charge and then sneak out of the battle and choke you with a rope.

While everyone in this forum is fighting, I got to a control room and Launch a nuke to wipe out all of you while i smile and wave sipping a cup of tea :3

I go back in time and put you in the limo that JFK got shot in.