5 posts.

YOu late buggers.

BEGIN!

There are a number of ways of competing in an ego contest. I could start by bragging about my previous accomplishments, but I see no reason in humiliating you with my past successes, nor am I so dependent on such previous successes. Despite my superior track record, I shall treat you as equally as my ego can allow, which is, unfortunately, not very equal at all. I could also start by saying "My ego is as big as...", but I will not, simply because there is nothing as big as my ego, nothing so astronomic that would somewhat adequately encompass the sheer mass of my ego. I could also start by ranting about what I have done, what I did, what I can do. But I will not, because those who dwell in the past and the imaginary are weak and futile and while I was going to stoop to your low level to treat you as an equal for this battle, my ego did not allow it.

Instead, I will say what I will do to you, and what I am doing to you. By the end of 5 short posts, you will have witnessed infinity in all its complex godliness in my ego. You will feel the force of the only truly constant in the universe through simple bytes, that being my ego. You will be tempted to inch your sweating fingers to close this window, but you cannot. For your mind is weak and pliable and dead already, for you have entered in a competition with me. Did you think you stood a chance against me, Xeru, when I challenged you? I will make you realize a simple fact: You didn't.

I am making you think right now. I am making you think of any way to worm yourself out of this competition, be it excuses of RL, be it lowly insults, perhaps even a site-wide flake. But I will make you futilely face me with resistance in your barren eyes. For deep down, you already know that your dignity has been lost, for you could never defeat me, even in your own mind, and there is no point in efforts to escape from me, for they will fail. And thus, I will make you fight. It is so much more enjoyable that way.

Goodbye, Zudamar. You have already lost your minuscule ego, and that is all you have. You are nothing more, at this time, but a shell. A shell containing nothing, but the dusty remnants of a deluded soul.

i would argue for pro-zudamar, not because i dont like you xeru. But, simply because i have never heard of you or seen anything you have accomplished in game. Honestly haven't heard of you since today when i read your post. So im a little confused.

Lol Trevor GTFO
Requesting extension to weekend, I'll be out prepping for a debate. Sorry. If that's not acceptable with zud or IQ, just DQ me. Ty.

sorry but i couldnt help but laugh at this

NP xeru.

*Soz for speaking on this topic, but...*
IQ, I got a "partner" who heeded my challenge... could we still have an ego contest?

I've noticed that most forums go off topic randomly, like this one.
Also, what is the point of these contests when only ten or 20 people enter?